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There are many reasons why you might want to make a joke document, and as long as you're just doing it for FUN you've come to the right place.Note that this isn't just a blank document that you have to fill in by hand. All your information is printed in a fancy font on the document. You might like to spice up your family tree by adopting some new (and very famous) parents. Who would not be impressed to discover that you are acutally the love child of <.... Insert your favorite Stars here ....>. One of our Joke Birth Certificates left casually on your desk will do the trick. The possibilities are limited only by your imagination. And of course if your creative side is a currently a little blocked, we have plenty of suggestions. Alternatively what better way to prove your ability to Time Travel than a copy of your own Death Certificate? Your street cred cannot fail to be influenced by a certificate stating that you were once (briefly) married to Britney Spears ... and you'll have the Wedding Certificate and Divorce Decree to prove it!  Click on a document name for more information.  The most common concerns of anyone using our kind of service are: Choose your Currency We can show our prices in any of the following currencies.
Don't worry if your currency is not here just pick the one you are most familiar with. Proud of your Parents? Maybe but who isn't a little embarrassed by their parent's lack of fame ... you might prefer to be the love child of (say) Albert and Marilyn. That might explain your wild grey hair and ditzy personality. We have lined up some wonderful combinations of Parents, but you might have your own ideas. But of course no one will ever believe you if you don't have a Birth Certificate to prove it. And what could be a more useful reminder for someone who is always forgetting your Birthday? Or what a clever way to suggest the actual parentage of a friend or colleague? Simply answer a few easy questions and we will email you the document all ready to be printed. You don't need to pay until the very last step, so feel free to have a go and see how it all works. How does it work? ~ View Sample ~ Get Started
Why would anyone want a joke Marriage Certificate? We can only guess what drives our crazy customers to spend their hard earned cash on this document. Maybe they think they'll have more kudos if friends and co-workers realise that they were previously married to some fabulously famous person. Or maybe they just like to pin intriguing documents on their wall. How does it work? ~ View Sample ~ Get Started
Okay maybe this is a little dark, but hey we've got the Birth and Marriage certificates, it would be remiss of us not to include a Joke Death Certificate If you've got the right sense of humour for this kind of thing ... then we've got the product for you. Alternatively you might use it to make a political statement ... you might like to print a Death Certificate in the name of (say) "The Last Whale" with a cause of death as "Humanity's Greed". You can probably think of something more significant to your own life. How does it work? ~ View Sample ~ Get Started NB Do not make out a joke death certificate for someone you know ... no matter how funny you think it may be! They almost certainly will NOT be amused.
Like to have a degree but just can't find the time to do all that study? Well who wouldn't? Did you know that people are given degrees just because they are famous? Well, that hardly seems fair does it? According to the BBC "The University of St Andrews made Bob Dylan a Doctor of Music. Dylan has only ever accepted one other honorary degree - from Princeton University in 1970." It's time that we could all get a degree. Now you can! In less than 5 minutes you could be printing your new degree. View Sample ~ Get Started ~ Real Degrees
How useful would it be to know the exact time and date of your death? VERY! You could plan your life down to the last second. Well of course we can't do that, that would be IMPOSSIBLE. However you can have some fun not finding out when you are going to die. Try our When Will I Die Quiz ... it's free! NB This service is guaranteed to be 99.99% inaccurate! And like all our services 100% Fat Free. Who wouldn't want a joke Divorce Certificate? They are useful for all kinds of reasons. Okay we can't think of any off-hand but what self-respecting joke-document website would allow you to have a joke marriage without a joke divorce? How does it work? ~ View Sample ~ Get Started
Miss Universe, Miss USA, Miss Winsconsin, Miss Poutry Farmer 1973? Whatever you want to be! Or perhaps you can think of someone who deserves an award for thier beauty ... or lack of it ... I'm sure we all know a Mr Puniverse. How does it work? ~ View Sample ~ Get Started
N.B. Our docs are NOT of any use for Fraud or Criminal deception.
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